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Youtubăreală

  • Scris de: Dan Vişan
  • Categorii: Funny, WTF ?!
  • Data: May 5,2008

Niste filme pe care voiam de mult sa le pun… Continuare »


Terţe Chestii

  • Scris de: Dan Vişan
  • Categorii: WTF ?!
  • Data: May 3,2008

Mama si-a luat permisul,dar e varzăla volan.
Din ce in ce mai multi  lăbari ajung pe blogul meu(folosind Google…).
Azi nu mai baui pepsi,dar baui apa plata.
Ma adauga din ce in ce mai multi şukari  in lista de messenger.


Blocat in lift pentru 41 de ore


Asta a patit un american in ‘99.A iesit la o pauza de tigara;dupa ce a terminat,a vrut sa ia liftul inapoi pana la etajul unde lucra,nu a mai ajuns.A stat blocat in lift 41 de ore,fara ca nimeni sa stie nimic de el,fara ca cineva sa stie ca in liftul defect de la etajul X e un om care poate mai are putin si moare.Cum ar fi sa ramia locat in lift 2 de zile si nimeni sa nu stie nimic de tine,ce ar zice mama,tataul,fratele,sora,cainele tau daca ar vedea ca nu ai mai trecut pe acasa? ar intra in panica ; exact asta a facut si acel om.Fara mancare,fara apa,fara un lco unde sa-si faca nevoile,asa a stat blocat 41 de ore.


50 de lucruri pe care nu ar trebui sa le stim

Am gasit acest e-book pe tracker,si dupa ce am citit ceva din el m-am gandit ca ar trebui sa il citit si voi.Uitati doar cum suna cuprinsul celor 50 de lucruri pe care nu ar trebui sa le stim:

01 The Ten Commandments We Always See Aren’t the Ten Commandments
02 One of the Popes Wrote an Erotic Book
03 The CIA Commits Over 100,000 Serious Crimes Each Year
04 The First CIA Agent to Die in the Line of Duty Was Douglas Mackiernan
05 After 9/11, the Defense Department Wanted to Poison Afghanistan’s Food Supply
06 The US Government Lies About the Number of Terrorism Convictions It Obtains
07 The US Is Planning to Provoke Terrorist Attacks
08 The US and Soviet Union Considered Detonating Nuclear Bombs on the Moon
09 Two Atomic Bombs Were Dropped on North Carolina
10 World War III Almost Started in 1995
11 The Korean War Never Ended
12 Agent Orange Was Used in Korea
13 Kent State Wasn’t the Only — or Even the First — Massacre of College Students During the Vietnam Era
14 Winston Churchill Believed in a Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy
15 The Auschwitz Tattoo Was Originally an IBM Code Number
16 Adolph Hitler’s Blood Relatives Are Alive and Well in New York State
17 Around One Quarter of “Witches” Were Men
18 The Virginia Colonists Practiced Cannibalism
19 Many of the Pioneering Feminists Opposed Abortion
20 Black People Served in the Confederate Army
21 Electric Cars Have Been Around Since the 1880s
22 Juries Are Allowed to Judge the Law, Not Just the Facts
23 The Police Aren’t Legally Obligated to Protect You
24 The Government Can Take Your House and Land, Then Sell Them to Private Corporations
25 The Supreme Court Has Ruled That You’re Allowed to Ingest Any Drug, Especially If
You’re an Addict
26 The Age of Consent in Most of the US Is Not Eighteen
27 Most Scientists Don’t Read All of the Articles They Cite
28 Louis Pasteur Suppressed Experiments That Didn’t Support His Theories
29 The Creator of the GAIA Hypothesis Supports Nuclear Power
30 Genetically-Engineered Humans Have Already Been Born
31 The Insurance Industry Wants to Genetically Test All Policy Holders
32 Smoking Causes Problems Other Than Lung Cancer and Heart Disease
33 Herds of Milk-Producing Cows Are Rife With Bovine Leukemia Virus
34 Most Doctors Don’t Know the Radiation Level of CAT Scans
35 Medication Errors Kill Thousands Each Year
36 Prescription Drugs Kill Over 100,000 Annually
37 Work Kills More People Than War
38 The Suicide Rate Is Highest Among the Elderly
39 For Low-Risk People, a Positive Result from an HIV Test Is Wrong Half the Time
40 DNA Matching Is Not Infallible
41 An FBI Expert Testified That Lie Detectors Are Worthless for Security Screening
42 The Bayer Company Made Heroin
43 LSD Has Been Used Successfully in Psychiatric Therapy
44 Carl Sagan Was an Avid Pot-Smoker
45 One of the Heroes of Black Hawk Down Is a Convicted Child Molester
46 The Auto Industry Says That SUV Drivers Are Selfish and Insecure
47 The Word “Squaw” Is Not a Derisive Term for the Vagina
48 You Can Mail Letters for Little or No Cost
49 Advertisers’ Influence on the News Media Is Widespread
50 The World’s Museums Contain Innumerable Fakes

V-am facut curiosi? Download.


Playboy May 2008(US Edition)

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Mai interesanta editia de Playboy din America;)) .


Sunteti Penibile!

Titlul spune totu;articol cu referire la fetitele de 12-17 ani care se cred smechere,emo,depresive,etc. Continuare »


Omul-Copac

  • Scris de: Dan Vişan
  • Categorii: WTF ?!
  • Data: Apr 16,2008

Defapt nu e facut din lemn,e un virus ce a suferit mutatii.Dede,asa cum il cheama pe “omul-copac” este un indonezian de 35 de ani.In adolescenta s-a taia tla genunchi,si atunci a intrat in contact cu virusul Papilloma,ce provoaca aparitia negilor pe corp.Deoarece acesta avea un sistem imunitar foarte slab,virusul a suferit mutatii,dar unele serioase,nu gluma.Din cauza formatiunilor asemenea unui copac ce i-au aparut pe corp i se spune acum “Omul-Copac”,din cauza acestui lucru pierzandu-si slujba,familia si prietenii.Aveti mai jos un clip in care el este “prezentat” ; incepe sa ma manace pielea de cate ori ma uit la el,cah :| …

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Aberatii

De mult mai voiam sa scriu un post in care mai aberez si eu ca romanul normal,ca Oana Zavoranu despre politica,ca Vadim despre patriotism sau ca times.ro despre declararea independentei regiunii Oltenia.
Cacat,multe s-au mai intamplat,multe urmau sa se intample,multe nu s-au mai intamplat,multe nici nu se vor mai intampla,multe cred ca se vor intampla,multe nu voi lasa sa se intample,multe au fost predestinate sa se intample,multe vreau eu sa se intample si nu se intampla.
Astazi e una din zilele alea cand vrei nici sa nu iesi pe usa,ci sa ramai in pat si sa dormi ca porcu’/scroafa toata ziua,gandindu-te cum sunt torturati colegii tai de la scoala de catre profesori depresivi si cu probleme de comportament,dar,sa revenim la subiect.Stai,ce subiect? parca asta era postul are in care eu aberam ca romanul normal,ca Oana Zavoranu despre politica,ca Vadim despre patriotism sau ca times.ro despre declararea independentei regiunii Oltenia.


Confesiuni

Am gasit asta pe nobo.ro =)) inteleg ca acolo faci confesiuni anonime,dar sa incercam confesiuni mai normale,nu cele legate de zoofilie.

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Am visat ca faceam sex cu motanul de pe scara blocului! Oare ce insemna?!


Mumia din Gradina

Asta e in spatele blocului meu,bine asezata in gard ca sa nu cada,si cu o funta rosie ca sa dea frumos in raport cu buruienile din jur.Pisica asta a stat in beci,nu se stie cati ani,probabil 2 sau 3.Cum in beci sunt multi sobolani si umezeala,pisica a mancat din otrava sobolanilor si,a murit acolo,stand in apa s-a mumificat :) Totusi,fundul arata de parca ar fi avut 2 tevi de sapament in el=)) Am facut si un filmulet,ca sa va vina greata si mai rau ;)) .

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